How You Act On Every Zoom Call, According To Your Zodiac Sign

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Between jokes with our aloe plant and whispering sweet nothings to our hot sour loaf, we will happily jump at the chance of real human interaction. These days, it means logging in on a zoom call and interacting with our colleagues. And, we all have our small sacrifices. Here, a breakdown of how each zodiac works during a zoom meeting for work from home.

Aries (Mesh) (21 March – 19 April)

In the background: scattered free weights, a dirty to-do list butcher paper, handcuffs

Aries Cosmic Zoom closes the door and bursts into a chat, out of breath. When challenged to do 20 pushups on Instagram, she had to show all these wannabe “fitness influencers” (and was forced to do 35), of course, the meeting host hasn’t arrived yet, but Aries Already bursting with ideas. She shuts down some promising new sales strategies, as soon as she opens her eyes. She wants to know why you are still not mute and why no one is writing this ?!

Taurus (Vrushab) (20 April – 20 May)

In the background: all-purpose flour, wrapped in a $ 300 cashmere robe chase, a giant fig tree

It took a while to call Taurus. She calmly states that she was storing wild peppermint in her garden, which she was watching in a large pot of tea. She cuts the plants every Tuesday at 10:30 am, and the way the zoom call was about to come did not happen. She wants you to smell herbal conch. As always for financial reports, they are as systematic and accurate as ever. Prithvi signs that he does his best work from home (with a pint of cookie dough in hand).

Gemini (Mithun) (21 May – 20 June)

In the background: open books scattered across the floor, an unfinished game of Scrabble, an “idea” whiteboard

Gemini asks you to repeat your question because (surprise!) He is not paying attention. Air Sign 67 was too busy to switch between open tabs (most of which are Google search results, such as “Do you feel sleepy?”; “How to fly an airplane?” And

“Is it to laugh at your own jokes Okay? “Once Mani starts chopping, you’re about a long story about how she discovered her campaign idea in a dream. She’s moving her hands so strongly that you can barely Can see his face. You may need to ask him to slow down. (Pisces have a hard time taking them all)

Cancer (Kark) (21 June – 22 July)

In the background: a collection of limited edition Lana Del Rey, a leather-bound magazine, framed family photos

She learns that this video call is considered “work-related”, but Cancer wants to dig deeper and find out what all the people are really up to. You will not be surprised if the investigation of your project starts early in the therapy session.

Cancer will ask about the well being of your parents, your golden retriever and your henna plant. And when you meet with a warm, inexperienced gaze with a hint of water, you can share more of yourself. When the work begins at the end (37 minutes in the call), Cancer takes every opportunity to praise his colleagues. She insists that your industry analysis will be nothing without your brilliant research. You leave feeling like you’ve been hugged by a huge virtual being.

Leo (Sinh) (23 July – 22 August)

In the background: a fancy tripod, a polaroid-covered wall of his friends (and some celebrities), a guitar

Leo shines brightly, even at 9:03 this is thanks to his bright personality … and the most expensive ring light money one can buy. She sings a dramatic song, “Hello!” As she catches the chat (and wonders why no one else looks as thrilled).

To this emotional trauma, she tells a joke about banana bread and eventually someone smiles. Leo led the call, first sharing his design concepts and seeking plenty of feedback. Before you all sign up, Leo picks up her phone and Boom: You and your co-workers made her up on her Instagram story. (And now 6,000 people can catch a glimpse of your happy morning face.)

Virgo (Kanya) (23 August – 22 September)

In the background: a two-gallon jug of crisp white linen, hand sanitizer, the elements of style

After triple-checking the call’s opening time, Kanye joins a minute and 35 seconds late, as doesn’t seem too keen. She writes for a 17-digit agenda (on monogrammed cardstock) as to how she can imagine the call, which may include answering her possible question.

Once all of your coworkers have entered the meeting, Kanye has some quick tips: If everyone is facing a window, we will all be able to see each other * more * clearly. The Earth sign is also thinking that someone has included an apostrophe-s in the name of the meeting when it is clearly a plural noun. She trembles.

Libra (Tula) (23 September – 21 October)

In the background: a beautiful curved gallery wall, a bouquet of wildflowers, glossier products

Libra floats down from his heavenly plane to join the chat. His hair is tickled in loose waves. Sunlight dances his cheekbones, and he immediately apologizes for such a mess. He hopes you will forgive him. Before digging into this month’s web traffic results, she has to tell all of you how much she misses the team and how she can wait to embrace each of you. When the meeting is over, Libra sends you a personal slack. She worries you “seemed a bit distant” and asks if you’re mad at her. Has she mentioned that she misses you?

Scorpio (Vrushchik) (22 October – 21 November)

In the background: a fireproof safe, ornate candelabra fell down from his grandmother, a Siamese cat

Scorpio holds her camera off and mutes her microphone until she is explicitly asked to switch them (by curious Gemini). When she appears, the room is dimly lit (due to her heavy Victorian drapery) and her face is barely visible by the candlelight.

But you don’t need to see Scorpio clearly to feel its sharp, penetrating gaze while traveling through your webcam. Water sign’s favorite zoom activity is secretly pinning someone else’s camera to full screen and secretly watching them for the entire call. When asked how she is managing her work, Scorpio reveals that she was known in a way that came for some time. She values time alone.

Sagittarius (Sagittarius) (22 November – 21 December)

In the background: complete work by Nietzsche, a world map next to a bowl of darts, Jack’s fifth

Saggitarius is late, but you won’t catch him apologizing. She is not sure where the “boss” has the illusion of her authority, but Sag will show their meeting whenever she wants. The fire sign is disturbing to see most of his coworkers in his camera.

She takes you to a zoom chat to remind you: “We are all floating aroid on a rock. it is not serious. “His wine glass is clearly visible under his frame (and he has no problem calling it that). If Sag is not physically in the south of France, you can bet that he Must have been drinking the region’s best cabernet. (Plus, 5 pm in Saint-Tropez.)

Capricorn (Makar) (22 December – 19 January)

In the background: an espresso machine filled with single-origin Ethiopian beans, diploma wall, a framed photo of Albert Einstein

Capricorn has been up since 5 in the morning, is on his third shot of espresso and is not in the mood to stare at the vile creature on screen: his face. She waits eagerly for the others to arrive, greeting the latecomers with applause and sarcasm, “Look who decided to show up!” Sometimes the Practical Earth Sign walks you through its 80-side presentation.

She assigns each of you ten tasks to be finished before noon. Before you can ask any questions, Cap declares that he is hard out in a minute. He has found a management-consulting gig on the sidelines and his customers are waiting.

Aquarius (Kumbh) (January 20 – February 18)

In the background: a hand-painted mural of the solar system, a pet boa constrictor, a custom-made gaming PC

Between staring Venus in its telescope and pointing to collective consciousness, Aquarius has lost track of time (again). When she finally calls it, you notice another new hair color (and somehow suits Robin’s egg color). You can hear the wind signal playing animal crossings on the pretext of listening to your colleagues.

Then, from anywhere, he proposes a completely new way for your team to research. And that’s kind of … talent? She says that you can thank her by being a vegetarian.

Pisces (Meen) (19 February – 20 March)

In the background: a family-sized bag of sunshine, dream catchers, cool wrench Doritos

Waking up from his third nap of the day, Pisces draws a long breath and centers himself in the chat. She congratulates everyone in person and begins to feel the virtual vibes of your group. She identifies as an aggressive marketing manager who, due to a lat, is a DSCAM internal scrolling on Twitter and the frustrated puddle of a colleague. This negative energy is too heavy for Pisces.

He politely breaks down with business nonsense to “get some water”. After being on mute for the rest of the call, Pisces sends your team a list of 45 creative ideas she came up with during the meeting. She thinks about poodles all weekend.