You want to buy a vibrator, but you don’t know where to start. By the way, you have a lot of ways to go through all the options, yet, such as based on your preferences or product descriptions… or you can consult the stars and choose one based on your date of birth. Here, the best vibrator according to your zodiac.
ARIES (MAR 21 – APR 19): THE SATISFYER PRO 2
When impulsive, action-oriented Ram wants something, he wants it now! The name of a fiery Aries zodiac is right in this product: satisfaction. With 11 intensity – this right, this vibrator goes to 11 and air-pulse clitoral stimulation (think: negative pressure), accomplishes this. “By the time you hit number 3,” warns an Amazon reviewer, “your soul will separate from your body like some power stick movie.”
TAURUS (APR 20 – MAY 20): THE FRENCHMAN
From the people of Smile Makers, this little invention was “inspired by La langue deamore”, which is apparently oral sex. (Nobody knows that La Langue Damore is better than a Taurus who likes to call sex “love making”)) You can use this cool little Frenchman on your own or enjoy that intimacy with a partner – And what is more Taurus?
GEMINI (MAY 21 – JUN 20): THE DUAL WARMING WAND
Gemini’s twin personalities will rejoin the double act of this Kiki de Montparnasse silicon vibrator. Maybe some nights you like the big, curved end and low-frequency vibration patterns and other nights you choose for a slimmer end (literally) when you warm up (literally!). Just like Gemini, two heads are better than one.
CANCER (JUN 21 – JUL 22): THE BALLERINA
If self-actual cancer happens at all, it should be a waterproof vibrator. The crab loves having sex in the water – whether it is in the bath, shower or rain. But they are also extremely sensitive, which is why Ballerina, which uses “human touch textures”, is a wonderful fit for a sign that is comfortable and familiar.
LEO (JUL 23 – AUG 22): SHIBARI MINI HALO
The lion of the zodiac loves to make sex fun. They are not trying to hide anything. (Disguised as a tube of a vibrator lipstick. No, thanks.) The Shibari Mini Halo is a vibratory vibrator. Offering 20 different speeds and eight vibration patterns, you won’t find it in a drawer and think, “Huh, what is that?”
VIRGO (AUG 23 – SEPT 22): THE MAUDE
When the girl is on a quest to find the ideal vibrator, they will do their due diligence. And they would probably wind up with something like this model, which was considered “the best-in-show by a strategist”. (Which checks a box for a Virgo, at least.) But does it meet the Virgo’s long list of other requirements? We think so. It is also surprisingly prudent. If you have seen The Mad on Kanye’s bed, you might think that it is a modern lamp. Check, check, check.
LIBRA (SEPT 23 – OCT 21): THE SURFER
What do libras and surfers have in common? They just want to cool things down. And with this happy little toy from Smile Makers, Librus can get himself to hang ten without too many complications. As one reviewer wrote, “Great for beginners, super imperceptible and just, wow.” When the scales are in equilibrium, the Libra is the material.
SCORPIO (OCT 22 – NOV 21): VESPER VIBRATOR
Scorpio has the most intense sex drive of any sign in the zodiac. But if you’ve ever met Scorpio, you know that like most of her secrets, this is not something she wears proudly on her sleeve. Instead, she does not place it clearly around her neck to prepare to hit her wild side vigorously. Like a scorpion, this little man is small, but powerful and has four speeds and two modes (such as Scorpio’s wrath).
SAGITTARIUS (NOV 22 – DEC 21): DUO COUPLE’S KIT
The ever-moving Sagittarius is a flirt who loves a fling and cannot get enough variety. This kit from Dame, which comes with a Zee rechargeable vibrator and an Alu Aloe-based lubricant, talks to Archer on some key levels. First, it is fun, which a restless, adventure-seeking Sagittarius cannot resist. But also travel-friendly, zipper-pouch and all, such as boundless greens.
Read Also: The 5 Most Undeniably Sexy Zodiac Signs Of Astrology
CAPRICORN (DEC 22 – JAN 19): THE MILLIONAIRE
Simply put, this vibrator from Smile Makers is one of the most affordable options out there. And after running the numbers, any Capricorn would agree that this classic toy with a twist is a safe, strong and smart investment. Multifunctional (it can be used internally and externally), compact and discreet, versatile and waterproof design will go the distance for goat.
AQUARIUS (JAN 20 – FEB 18): PALMA RING
The eccentric and independent Aquarius is already embellished in whimsical and independent jewelery purchased at the Portland flea market, so what is another statement ring? This wearable, waterproof vibrating ring (yep) allows you to control the vibration with your own hand movements. For a gesture that detests feeling constrained, Palma lets the Aquarius Freak flag fly wherever they are.
PISCES (FEB 19 – MAR 20): EVA II
Pisces’s sex drive is through the roof, but it is deeply rooted in the connection. And Eva II from Dame meets those needs — no partner required. The flexible wings of the vibrator nestle into your body contours, providing “blissful, whisper-quiet vibrations”. Better yet, you can also use it in the bath, which we all know that this water sign loves. This is not a real life companion, but this gadget requires a solo adventure for a companion.