This is what each zodiac sign is like as a one night stand

Have you ever noticed astrological patterns in the people you associate with? If not, wait a minute – you mean you won’t ask every affiliater their birthday and time of birth? can not be reached. Well, if you do, you’ll notice that some signs are always better lovers than others. In particular, let me tell you the zodiac signs that are best suited for one-night stands.

Some signs are naturally inclined towards spontaneous sex, while others tend to keep it low-key. Water signs are emotional and sentimental, but that doesn’t mean they’re all the same. Each of the three water signs expresses this emotion in a unique way. Both Pisces and Cancer tend to be tender and romantic, while Scorpio is very sensual.

Meanwhile, earth signs like Capricorn and Taurus like to be low-key and dirty, but still tend to keep their feet on the ground. Virgos are a bit too timid for one-night stands – they tend to overthink their relationship to the point of sabotage, and can be a bit overbearing at times (sorry, babes!).

A fire sign like Sagittarius can’t keep it in their pants – Sagittarius knows how to party, and they like to keep relationships short and sweet in case they want to escape town. The other two fire signs, Aries and Leo, are also fiery sexually, but they tend to get overly excited and take themselves out of the game.

Then there’s the air signs — bah, don’t get me started. With all of that said, if you’re wondering who the best zodiac signs are for hooking up, you can read on to find out who makes the best one-night lovers.

Sagittarius are some of the funniest weirdos you’ll ever meet—they’re the zodiac’s club kids who love to patronize new bars and music venues. They’re also known as the adventurers of the zodiac; someone you’re sure to meet at a hotel in Thailand on your “Eat Pray Love” self-reflection trip.

Saggy knows how to swoon you and take you back to their apartment filled with psychedelic art and sculptures of nude women. Definitely keep the Sagittarius number. You know, just in case you need it.

Taurus lovers know how to make you feel pampered and cared for. Even if you’re only a one-night fling, they’re still going to make you feel like royalty. If you ask nicely, they’ll probably break out their best bottle of scotch and buy you some chocolates, too! In the sack, Taurus knows how to take it slow (they’re masters at foreplay).

In the morning, you can guarantee a Taurus will have already gone ahead and made you breakfast—expect French toast, real maple syrup, scrambled eggs and the works. Just don’t get too wrapped up in your Taurus, as they’ll have you stay over all day until you get sick of them.

Scorpios are the weird MF-ers you didn’t know you needed to connect with. They are known for their mysterious and enigmatic nature, which means they get in touch with their darker, sensual side. Scorpio is the mysterious musician you fell for in college after breaking up with a stiff, dull business major (sorry, boys). You and this sexy Scorpio will meet eyes across the room, and they’ll probably buy you a drink with some humble liquor in it (absinthe, anyone?).

Scorpios are sure to have sex somewhere in their apartment, but the great thing about Scorpios is that they’re the right mix of being passionate but not clingy. They’re too moody to date properly, so for a one night stand, they’re perfect.

Capricorns are the best one-night stands because they hit the nail on the head. You’ll never see Cap cornering you to come over at 1:00 am. They’ll hit you up and say “what are you doing rn?” text you and call an Uber before you have a chance to say “I’m in.” Capricorns are down to earth, they won’t get attached to you – they know what they want, and they won’t be shy about saying it to you.

Rest assured, Capricorns won’t stick to you, and whenever you need a good time, you can call them without thinking too much. Just don’t expect them to take you out to a fancy dinner — you probably won’t be the only hookup on their list.

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